Weboh my god, it made me remember this one weird fanfic, in which when harry was being sorted the hat decided that he's so smart and amazing he's freaking above houses and. Webthe three each settled onto squashy armchair, then ron and hermione looked expectantly at harry, who took a deep breath and told them everything that lady hogwarts had told. Webtuning out the headmaster's following introductions, harry frantically thought, 'oh no, i'm at the wrong school. Professor dumbledore should be the headmaster. What am i going to. Webnewly appointed headmistress harrie potter of hogwarts wants to do a great job but for some odd reason she keeps seeing severus snape naked as the day he was born! Webyoung harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold. Webthe blonde tosser, that reminded harry of his cousin, walked arrogantly to the stool while loudly proclaimed that he would be sorted into slytherin, the greatest house of all. Webcastle instates harry as headmaster. Harry gives snape the defence position for the rest of the year and brings slughorn to take over potions for the rest of the year. A letter addressed to professor dumbledore claims that mr. Harry potter was placed in the wrong house. With only one year left, a very bored harry gets sorted into a. Webharry's eyes widened as he saw the minister, kingsley, some auror he didn't know, professor mcgonagall, and percy weasley in the office, all gathered around the.
